Daaarlings!
As we do every Sunday, tonight Billy Dare & The Pumps will be performing at BB's Clubhouse as part of The Rocking Comedy Show's Comedy Night. Going into this I can't help wonder if this will be our final performance at this struggling venue. And, at least for me, it's closure would be one major boo-hoo.
Rumors of its closure are keeping tongues a'wag all over Las Vegas, yet nobody really knows for sure what's going to happen. Certainly local organizers are doing all they can in this 11th hour to keep this marvelous live music venue going.
Coming up on Saturday, June 21st, is the Marathon Memorial Jam brought to you by Sin City Presents... There will be lots of heavy hitting acts coming it and it all goes down at 3pm and stretches into the wee hours. Please, please, please come out and support this event! Don't let BB's go down without a fight!
Stay Fabulous!
Miss Billy xoxoxo
Sunday, June 15, 2014
Saturday, June 14, 2014
Lots of Sour Grapes!
Daarlings!
There are lots of sour grapes in Las Vegas today as evidenced by the explosion of my cell phone upon waking. It seems quite a few local who's whos were positively disgruntled over the outcome of Round 3 of the Sin City Showcase Series at Tommy Rocker's last night. From name calling to finger-pointing to downright slanderous allegations, the bottom line is, it all came down to the very unpopular decision of the judges.
Although there were quite a few extremely talented artists in the room, many of those in attendance believed the winners were not among them. And while the words used may seem harsh, "out of tune, out of time and off key," they weren't entirely false. On the other hand, the winning act offered up spectacle and in today's visually driven climate, this may have been their ace in the hole.
This brings to mind the words of a former A&R rep at Atlantic Records. He told me,
And this quite possibly explains last night's upset. Musical brilliance lost out to easy marketability. But how could that happen in a battle of the bands? Isn't it supposed to be about the music? The tightness? The songwriting skills?
Well, first off, most of the grumblings came from musicians in the house (not those competing, mind you) whose ears are trained to hear when a singer is off key, a band is out of time or the tuning goes out. They can hear and comprehend the complexity of a piece and judge talent accordingly. For the most part, they listen more than they look.
Meanwhile you have a panel of judges, some who are not musicians or songwriters. They judge purely on the entertainment and visual value of the artist. To them, if they like what they see and hear, it doesn't matter whether it's technically sound. They have no idea about tunings, timings or complexity. Basically they are just people who listen to music. They like it and that's that.
This takes me back to yet another statement from a large indie A&R rep I met at SXSW some years back. He said,
So the question is, what truly qualifies a winning band? Is it the ability to write and perform exceptional, complex music, displaying an undeniable skill at their craft? Or is the spectacle of it all? The image? The marketability?
Unfortunately the answer to that is a matter of perspective. The musicians songwriters and musically savvy will tell you it is the former -- the consumer will tell you it's the latter. And in the end there will be lots of sour grapes in Las Vegas!
There are lots of sour grapes in Las Vegas today as evidenced by the explosion of my cell phone upon waking. It seems quite a few local who's whos were positively disgruntled over the outcome of Round 3 of the Sin City Showcase Series at Tommy Rocker's last night. From name calling to finger-pointing to downright slanderous allegations, the bottom line is, it all came down to the very unpopular decision of the judges.
Although there were quite a few extremely talented artists in the room, many of those in attendance believed the winners were not among them. And while the words used may seem harsh, "out of tune, out of time and off key," they weren't entirely false. On the other hand, the winning act offered up spectacle and in today's visually driven climate, this may have been their ace in the hole.
This brings to mind the words of a former A&R rep at Atlantic Records. He told me,
"We don't sign talent or greatness. We sign marketability. A sixteen year old in a cheerleading outfit will beat out musical and artistic brilliance every time."
And this quite possibly explains last night's upset. Musical brilliance lost out to easy marketability. But how could that happen in a battle of the bands? Isn't it supposed to be about the music? The tightness? The songwriting skills?
Well, first off, most of the grumblings came from musicians in the house (not those competing, mind you) whose ears are trained to hear when a singer is off key, a band is out of time or the tuning goes out. They can hear and comprehend the complexity of a piece and judge talent accordingly. For the most part, they listen more than they look.
Meanwhile you have a panel of judges, some who are not musicians or songwriters. They judge purely on the entertainment and visual value of the artist. To them, if they like what they see and hear, it doesn't matter whether it's technically sound. They have no idea about tunings, timings or complexity. Basically they are just people who listen to music. They like it and that's that.
This takes me back to yet another statement from a large indie A&R rep I met at SXSW some years back. He said,
"The consumer dictates trends."
So the question is, what truly qualifies a winning band? Is it the ability to write and perform exceptional, complex music, displaying an undeniable skill at their craft? Or is the spectacle of it all? The image? The marketability?
Unfortunately the answer to that is a matter of perspective. The musicians songwriters and musically savvy will tell you it is the former -- the consumer will tell you it's the latter. And in the end there will be lots of sour grapes in Las Vegas!
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
This, That... And Another Thing, Honey!
Good Morning Daaaarlings!
Alas, we are a mere four days away from our Phoenix, AZ debut at Zorfs and things couldn't be more hectic around here! It's the time when the band house go completely to hell with n'ary a surface clear of glitter, sequins, feathers, ribbons, costumes and, thanks to the guys, empty beer bottles and other weird things. A quick glance around reveals a panorama of absurdity -- a neon orange hard hat, a hot pink inflatable microphone, a baton, a giant rhinestone "B"... it's as if this place is the photographic backdrop for a find-the- hidden-object game! And then there's this weird dog...
But enough of that!
Big doings in Phoenix coming up, starting with Freaky Friday at Zorfs, hosted by none other than the illustrious Celia Putty...
... Followed by the very special Be Dazzled Show on Saturday, Aug. 31st (ignore the date on the image... the show is so great they're going back!)...
And Another Thing, Honey...
Get ready for the September 7th launch of Junk Drawer, the latest CD Baby release by Billy Dare & The Pumps, featuring the hit single, Mean Girl. If you haven't heard Mean Girl yet, you can download it for free with a quick click. Download Mean Girl Free!
Stay Fabulous!
Miss Billy xoxoxoxo
Alas, we are a mere four days away from our Phoenix, AZ debut at Zorfs and things couldn't be more hectic around here! It's the time when the band house go completely to hell with n'ary a surface clear of glitter, sequins, feathers, ribbons, costumes and, thanks to the guys, empty beer bottles and other weird things. A quick glance around reveals a panorama of absurdity -- a neon orange hard hat, a hot pink inflatable microphone, a baton, a giant rhinestone "B"... it's as if this place is the photographic backdrop for a find-the- hidden-object game! And then there's this weird dog...
But enough of that!
Big doings in Phoenix coming up, starting with Freaky Friday at Zorfs, hosted by none other than the illustrious Celia Putty...
... Followed by the very special Be Dazzled Show on Saturday, Aug. 31st (ignore the date on the image... the show is so great they're going back!)...
And finally, rounding off the Labor Day Weekend gala a Zorfs is Billy Dare & The Pumps on Sunday, September 1st...
And Another Thing, Honey...
Get ready for the September 7th launch of Junk Drawer, the latest CD Baby release by Billy Dare & The Pumps, featuring the hit single, Mean Girl. If you haven't heard Mean Girl yet, you can download it for free with a quick click. Download Mean Girl Free!
Lo and behold, Dolls, there is much to do, so...
Stay Fabulous!
Miss Billy xoxoxoxo
Wednesday, August 21, 2013
Miss Billy Monthly Horoscopes For The Fabulous!
Alas Daaaarlings,
As you are all positively fabulous, it seems a dreadful shame that you would have to read those dreary and dry newspaper horoscopes to lean your fate. After all, who cares what's in the stars? You, dear ones, ARE the stars! Therefore, by request, I present to you, Miss Billy"s Monthly Horoscopes For The Fabulous. Enjoy!
CANCER (June 22 to July 22) Horror turns to happiness when that set of missing dentures you find on the bus leads you to your soul mate. Try a bunion regulator to put an end to that agonizing foot pain.
LEO (July 23 to August 23) You are shocked and angered when a quick check of your neighbor’s pantry reveals the location of your missing Tupperware lids. Try a dash of Tabasco to liven up that ho-hum deviled egg recipe.
VIRGO (August 24 to September 22) You are tickled pink when you find a valuable cents-off coupon in your neighbor’s mailbox. Co-workers are agog at your profound ability to coordinate autumn colors.
LIBRA (September 23 to October 23) You squeal with joy upon learning the object of your affections shares your love for oldies radio. Poo-poo those late night chip and dip binges if you plan on wearing that fabulous new thong.
SCORPIO (October 24 to November 22) You suddenly find yourself overwhelmed with the desire to have your eyebrow pierced, but change your mind and buy that festive croquet set instead. Acquaintances secretly marvel over the secret of your minty fresh breath.
SAGITTARIUS (November 23 to December 21) You find yourself angered and confused when you find a man’s toupee in the backseat of your mate’s vehicle. Nix those bulky briefs when strutting your sexy new hot-pants.
CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 20) Jealous tongues wag when your potato salad takes first prize at the annual lodge barbecue. An elderly cab driver asks your advice on lactose intolerance.
AQUARIUS (January 21 to February 18) You become miffed when well-meaning neighbors and a Kitty Carlyle look-a-like give you unwanted financial advice. The office gang just can’t stop talking about your versatility with rubber.
PISCES (February 19 to March 20) You become a bit baffled when a croupier asks you to hold his stick. Try experimenting with various lunch meat condiments to add zing to your potluck supper offerings.
ARIES (March 21 to April 20) A full-figured woman with acrylic nails points you in the direction of true passion this coming season. Your crock-pot creations are all the rage among the A-listers of your set.
TAURUS (April 21 to May 21) You chortle with glee when a one-eyed slot attendant reveals her secret for silky smooth elbows and knees. Friends and relatives secretly envy your spotless stemware.
GEMINI (May 22 to June 21) Finances improve when you check the seat cushions of a relative’s sofa at an upcoming family gathering. A spritz of medicated powder should clear up that pesky rash in no time.
Until next time,
Stay Fabulous!
Miss Billy xoxoxoxo
As you are all positively fabulous, it seems a dreadful shame that you would have to read those dreary and dry newspaper horoscopes to lean your fate. After all, who cares what's in the stars? You, dear ones, ARE the stars! Therefore, by request, I present to you, Miss Billy"s Monthly Horoscopes For The Fabulous. Enjoy!
CANCER (June 22 to July 22) Horror turns to happiness when that set of missing dentures you find on the bus leads you to your soul mate. Try a bunion regulator to put an end to that agonizing foot pain.
LEO (July 23 to August 23) You are shocked and angered when a quick check of your neighbor’s pantry reveals the location of your missing Tupperware lids. Try a dash of Tabasco to liven up that ho-hum deviled egg recipe.
VIRGO (August 24 to September 22) You are tickled pink when you find a valuable cents-off coupon in your neighbor’s mailbox. Co-workers are agog at your profound ability to coordinate autumn colors.
LIBRA (September 23 to October 23) You squeal with joy upon learning the object of your affections shares your love for oldies radio. Poo-poo those late night chip and dip binges if you plan on wearing that fabulous new thong.
SCORPIO (October 24 to November 22) You suddenly find yourself overwhelmed with the desire to have your eyebrow pierced, but change your mind and buy that festive croquet set instead. Acquaintances secretly marvel over the secret of your minty fresh breath.
SAGITTARIUS (November 23 to December 21) You find yourself angered and confused when you find a man’s toupee in the backseat of your mate’s vehicle. Nix those bulky briefs when strutting your sexy new hot-pants.
CAPRICORN (December 22 to January 20) Jealous tongues wag when your potato salad takes first prize at the annual lodge barbecue. An elderly cab driver asks your advice on lactose intolerance.
AQUARIUS (January 21 to February 18) You become miffed when well-meaning neighbors and a Kitty Carlyle look-a-like give you unwanted financial advice. The office gang just can’t stop talking about your versatility with rubber.
PISCES (February 19 to March 20) You become a bit baffled when a croupier asks you to hold his stick. Try experimenting with various lunch meat condiments to add zing to your potluck supper offerings.
ARIES (March 21 to April 20) A full-figured woman with acrylic nails points you in the direction of true passion this coming season. Your crock-pot creations are all the rage among the A-listers of your set.
TAURUS (April 21 to May 21) You chortle with glee when a one-eyed slot attendant reveals her secret for silky smooth elbows and knees. Friends and relatives secretly envy your spotless stemware.
GEMINI (May 22 to June 21) Finances improve when you check the seat cushions of a relative’s sofa at an upcoming family gathering. A spritz of medicated powder should clear up that pesky rash in no time.
Until next time,
Stay Fabulous!
Miss Billy xoxoxoxo
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
Hey Dolls!
Just a quickie...
Message me for details... Hope to see you there!
Stay Fab!
Miss Billy xoxoxo
Just a quickie...
In Just 3 Days... Red Hot Sizzling Pool Party at the Chicken Ranch Brothel... free BBQ, contests, games. etc... and a special show with Billy Dare & The Pumps. It all starts at 1pm, with Billy Dare & The Pumps at 3pm. This event is open to the public, so join us at The Chicken Ranch, 10511 Homestead Rd., Pahrump, NV on Saturday, August 17, 2013!
Message me for details... Hope to see you there!
Stay Fab!
Miss Billy xoxoxo
Thursday, August 8, 2013
Daaaarlings!
Lots happening at the Billy Dare & The Pumps camp these days! Aside from trying to keep the pool from turning green in the blistering Las Vegas heat, we have extraordinary shows and fabulous events on the horizon.
Sizzling Red Hot Pool Party at The Chicken Ranch!
Coming up in a mere ten days is our gig at The Chicken Ranch, a legal brothel in Pahrump, NV. Ah, but it is true dolls, Billy Dare & The Pumps will be performing at the ranch's, "Sizzling Red Hot Pool Party." on Saturday, August 17th. The event runs from 1 - 6 pm and we will go on around 3 pm. And, of course, Crazy Jay from The Rocking Comedy Radio Show will be there!
This year's party will feature a carnival theme with a free, all-you-can-eat BBQ, teams, raffles, competitions and even the, "You Sexy Thing Male Dance Competition!" So guys, Click Here To Enter.
Meanwhile, the girls of the ranch will be there to ensure you have a fabulous time, while The Marty Rodick Sports Talk Radio Show will be broadcasting 'LIVE' from the CR - Listen on KSHP 1400 AM
Now, sweet ones, I have never actually been to The Chicken Ranch, but judging by the website and what I've been told, I expect it to be positively fun and totally wild! And the good news is YOU are invited! There's even a chance The Chicken Ranch will send a free, round trip party bus to pick you up, drive you to Pahrump and return you to Las Vegas if there is enough interest. So if you'd like to join us on the 17th, be sure let me know. Remember, it's only 10 days away!
So How Much Pizza Can You Eat?
On Friday, August 23rd, Billy Dare & The Pumps will be at The Rocking Comedy Show Pizza Eating Challenge at Naked City Pizza inside Moondoggies Bar on 3249 S. Arville St., Las Vegas, NV. The event runs from 3 pm until 6 pm. While we won't be competing in the contest, we will definitely be there to support Crazy Jay and participate in the live, remote podcast.
Celebrity judges will include Paul Shortino from Raiding The Rock Vault, Rough Cutt, and Quiet Riot. Hypnotist Kevin Lepine, Celebrity Magician Murray Sawchuck and from MTV, Ricardo Laguna.
Put your own pizza eating team together, or just come down and join in the fun. Details can be found at The Rocking Comedy Show Pizza Eating Challenge.
Join Us Labor Day Weekend In Phoenix
Write this down, Sweet Peas! ZORFS on Indian School Road in Phoenix will be the place to be over Labor Day Weekend. Kicking off the weekend will be the wonderful Celia Putty (photo below of Celia by Vicious Photography) on Friday, August 30th.
Then on Saturday get your entertainment fix with the popular troupe, Be Dazzled, followed on Sunday, August 31st, by Billy Dare & The Pumps. I believe all shows start at 9 pm, but check in with ZORFS for particulars.
And Finally....
A couple more events coming up include the Billy Dare & The Pumps' CD Baby launch party for Junk Drawer and the 2nd Annual Pet Pride hosted by ZORFS in Phoenix on October 5th. Check back for details!
Until next time...
Stay Fabulous!
Miss Billy xoxoxoxo
Lots happening at the Billy Dare & The Pumps camp these days! Aside from trying to keep the pool from turning green in the blistering Las Vegas heat, we have extraordinary shows and fabulous events on the horizon.
Sizzling Red Hot Pool Party at The Chicken Ranch!
Coming up in a mere ten days is our gig at The Chicken Ranch, a legal brothel in Pahrump, NV. Ah, but it is true dolls, Billy Dare & The Pumps will be performing at the ranch's, "Sizzling Red Hot Pool Party." on Saturday, August 17th. The event runs from 1 - 6 pm and we will go on around 3 pm. And, of course, Crazy Jay from The Rocking Comedy Radio Show will be there!
This year's party will feature a carnival theme with a free, all-you-can-eat BBQ, teams, raffles, competitions and even the, "You Sexy Thing Male Dance Competition!" So guys, Click Here To Enter.
Meanwhile, the girls of the ranch will be there to ensure you have a fabulous time, while The Marty Rodick Sports Talk Radio Show will be broadcasting 'LIVE' from the CR - Listen on KSHP 1400 AM
Now, sweet ones, I have never actually been to The Chicken Ranch, but judging by the website and what I've been told, I expect it to be positively fun and totally wild! And the good news is YOU are invited! There's even a chance The Chicken Ranch will send a free, round trip party bus to pick you up, drive you to Pahrump and return you to Las Vegas if there is enough interest. So if you'd like to join us on the 17th, be sure let me know. Remember, it's only 10 days away!
So How Much Pizza Can You Eat?
On Friday, August 23rd, Billy Dare & The Pumps will be at The Rocking Comedy Show Pizza Eating Challenge at Naked City Pizza inside Moondoggies Bar on 3249 S. Arville St., Las Vegas, NV. The event runs from 3 pm until 6 pm. While we won't be competing in the contest, we will definitely be there to support Crazy Jay and participate in the live, remote podcast.
Celebrity judges will include Paul Shortino from Raiding The Rock Vault, Rough Cutt, and Quiet Riot. Hypnotist Kevin Lepine, Celebrity Magician Murray Sawchuck and from MTV, Ricardo Laguna.
Put your own pizza eating team together, or just come down and join in the fun. Details can be found at The Rocking Comedy Show Pizza Eating Challenge.
Join Us Labor Day Weekend In Phoenix
Write this down, Sweet Peas! ZORFS on Indian School Road in Phoenix will be the place to be over Labor Day Weekend. Kicking off the weekend will be the wonderful Celia Putty (photo below of Celia by Vicious Photography) on Friday, August 30th.
Then on Saturday get your entertainment fix with the popular troupe, Be Dazzled, followed on Sunday, August 31st, by Billy Dare & The Pumps. I believe all shows start at 9 pm, but check in with ZORFS for particulars.
And Finally....
A couple more events coming up include the Billy Dare & The Pumps' CD Baby launch party for Junk Drawer and the 2nd Annual Pet Pride hosted by ZORFS in Phoenix on October 5th. Check back for details!
Until next time...
Stay Fabulous!
Miss Billy xoxoxoxo
Saturday, July 27, 2013
How About A Labor Day Get-Away In Phoenix, Dolls?
Daaaarlings!
I just received a copy of the ad for Billy Dare & The Pumps upcoming show at ZORFS in Phoenix, AZ on Sunday, September 1st and since I positively adore it, I thought I'd share it with you.
Honestly, baby-dolls, I am so excited about this show. For starters, it is going to be the very first time I play Phoenix, so I absolutely have no idea what to expect. What's even more spectacular is I get to see my friend John (a.k.a Jake, Kaitlyn, etc) who I haven't set eyes on in at least a decade! We used to do shows together at The Front Runner in Manchester, NH (and other places) when he performed with The Ross Express as Kaitlyn Ross with the ever-fabulous Misty Ross.
Alas, precious ones, the photo below is one of the few that exist of gals of The Ross Express and I -- and one I cherish (even though, oh woe, I'd just gotten off stage and look all hot, sweaty and disheveled). Less than a year into our career, Billy Dare & The Pumps had just played a date at a club in Portsmouth, NH and the delicious Ross divas turned out to cheer us on. After the show we were invited to a magnificently posh gala at a nearby restaurant where this photo was taken. Shown here are: Misty Ross, myself and Kaitlyn Ross, who I will be seeing in Phoenix!!! If only Misty could be there as well!
So, cupcakes, anybody who plans to be in Phoenix over Labor Day Weekend 2013, head over to ZORFS! There will be plenty to do -- the amazing Celia Putty on Friday, Be Dazzled on Saturday, Billy Dare & The Pumps on Sunday (all at ZORFS) and for all you baseball fans, the Arizona Diamondbacks will be playing at home. So start planning your fabulously festive Labor Day get-away, dolls. I'll see you at ZORFS!
As Always, Stay Fabulous!
Miss Billy xoxoxoxo
I just received a copy of the ad for Billy Dare & The Pumps upcoming show at ZORFS in Phoenix, AZ on Sunday, September 1st and since I positively adore it, I thought I'd share it with you.
Honestly, baby-dolls, I am so excited about this show. For starters, it is going to be the very first time I play Phoenix, so I absolutely have no idea what to expect. What's even more spectacular is I get to see my friend John (a.k.a Jake, Kaitlyn, etc) who I haven't set eyes on in at least a decade! We used to do shows together at The Front Runner in Manchester, NH (and other places) when he performed with The Ross Express as Kaitlyn Ross with the ever-fabulous Misty Ross.
Alas, precious ones, the photo below is one of the few that exist of gals of The Ross Express and I -- and one I cherish (even though, oh woe, I'd just gotten off stage and look all hot, sweaty and disheveled). Less than a year into our career, Billy Dare & The Pumps had just played a date at a club in Portsmouth, NH and the delicious Ross divas turned out to cheer us on. After the show we were invited to a magnificently posh gala at a nearby restaurant where this photo was taken. Shown here are: Misty Ross, myself and Kaitlyn Ross, who I will be seeing in Phoenix!!! If only Misty could be there as well!
So, cupcakes, anybody who plans to be in Phoenix over Labor Day Weekend 2013, head over to ZORFS! There will be plenty to do -- the amazing Celia Putty on Friday, Be Dazzled on Saturday, Billy Dare & The Pumps on Sunday (all at ZORFS) and for all you baseball fans, the Arizona Diamondbacks will be playing at home. So start planning your fabulously festive Labor Day get-away, dolls. I'll see you at ZORFS!
As Always, Stay Fabulous!
Miss Billy xoxoxoxo
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